Hall H · by candlelight
Depp's Scrooge Has Reviewed Your Day
Depp's Scrooge has reviewed your day.
He crashed Hall H by candlelight, glowered at a sold-out room, and mumbled “have you all no lives? no responsibilities?” — twelve feet away and nobody caught a word. So we let him sit in judgment of how you squandered today. Seven questions, one mumbled sentence, and the name of the ghost coming for you tonight. (Warning: the bit convicts.)
Answer for himhe has said this to others
“'ave y'no... eyes? no... one glance out the winduh? the sun did a 'ole arc 'n y'saw non' of it...”
TONIGHT: the Ghost of Christmas Present is scheduled to haunt you.
“...none o' the three'll take the shift f'r you. Yet-t'-Come look'd at yer card 'n went back t'bed...”
TONIGHT: no ghost is coming. (all three were consulted. all three declined.)
“...forty-sev'n tabs, ev'ry one a thing y'll 'get to.' y'won't. 'e just points. mostly... at where this ends.”
TONIGHT: the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is scheduled to haunt you.